The Dolphin

While having sex in the doggystyle position, you attempt to put it in her butt, but when she realizes what you're about to do she whips her head around and says EH EH...EH EH

I came so close. Right when I was about to take a ride up the dirt road she realized what I was doing and gave me the dolphin

by Secret agent Randy Beans October 19, 2018

wax the dolphin

Slang for masturbation. see beat the meat or Pull a Toma

I gotta go and wax the dolphin.

by -CyberPunk- February 7, 2005

waxing the dolphin

jacking in the shower or anywhere submersed in water

I was rinsing off and this vision of this walnut ass leapt into my brain so I had to wax the dolphin,

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 24, 2003

floggin the dolphin

Extreamly agressive manipulation of the penis, (Masterbation)

I love floggin the dolphin

by jim October 29, 2003

Ecco the Dolphin

A game made by SEGA that starts out as a cute little kiddy game but scares the fuck outta you when you get to later levels

"Dude I was playing Ecco the Dolphin and shat myself when I saw that alien thing!"

by Cop_Killer_Nose_Pick April 25, 2010

flogging the dolphin

to jerk off;masturbate;rubbing one out

Joe didnt get it in with his girlfriend,so instead he started flogging the dolphin

by tmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 6, 2011

Flog the Dolphin

Term for masturbation; used in the movie "There's Something About Mary" by "Woogie/Dom" in reference to Ben Stiller's lack of beating off

You choke the chicken before any big date, don't you? Tell me you spank the monkey before any big date. Oh my God, he doesn't flog the dolphin before a big date. Are you crazy? That's like going out there with a loaded gun!

by Penguin6427 October 12, 2008