A name for the period in which we live right now, with political instability, crisis upon crisis and looming threats of climate change and existentialism. Little, however, meaning that hopefully it will all go away someday.
by WorldEater April 23, 2022
"Dark Ages of Warcraft", is a Custom game for Warcraft 3 "The Frozen Throne". It is a strategy type game based on the original Warcraft 3 storyline but in the time after "The Frozen Throne's" campaign. It was created by Luka_blight, and clan TSI. It is a great game and the latest versions are available on epicwar.com
Dark Ages of Warcraft by luka_blight
by Sam Codo November 23, 2007
A time in history when christianity said that all sex was dirty. This term is still important because the world is still influenced by it. with antilove laws and with churches saying that the only right sex is married sex ect.
by Deep blue 2012 November 21, 2009
A stage that can occur in both males and females and is usually caused by obsession of a sexual partner or local "tools". For males, symptoms include tool fashion statements which including the wearing of timberland boots and collared shorts daily, especially with fruity colors and retreating to hoes rather than bros. For females, the most common symptom is the obsession of a sexual partner that is usually an upperclassman high schooler that everyone hates so he retreats to freshman girls and other symptoms are uploading excessive whorish pictures to facebook. People in the dark age are referred to as dark agers, dark vaders, tools, gumby flames, or gumbys.
by Mr. Groller May 31, 2011
by PedroMangoman August 03, 2021
Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".
by Thejerseydirtbag May 01, 2015
Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).
During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019