dab the tip

To wipe the penis tip with toilet paper after urinating. Usually done by older guys with prostate issues after peeing.

Guy 1: "You're only 30 and you dab the tip?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I didn't want to get my underwear dirty."

by yes juanito yes June 19, 2018

dab the ding

tapping the pee hole of the male genitalia with a folded square of toilet paper.

Eduardo sure put that triple ply charmin aloe vera scented unltra toilet paper to use by his dab the ding technique to remove all excess urination.

by the white ludacris October 15, 2005

the hoofie dab

The pie chucking chicken nugget loving gammon eating part time cricketer. "The Hoofie Dab"

Did you get out using the Hoofie Dab again ya piechucker?

by SundayPro September 13, 2023

Dab on the haters

A coping mechanism for 5th graders to avoid the realization that Existance is pain

Jake pauly fan: "Hey Da'quan, you hear what Michael said about you?"
Da'quan: "I don't care what Michael said. DAB ON THE HATERS"

by Cyprus EVo October 27, 2017

dab on the haters

A term used by a retarded white boy named Jake Paul and his 12-year-old followers

me- bruh this kid hating on my LeBrons

Jake Paul- Dab on the haters

by Kinkyemokid August 14, 2017

Dab on the haters

Reject the hate and dab to show that you don't care! Dab on the hate and show the haters that you're better than them. Accept yourself for who you are.

Dab on the haters:

"Some bullies were being mean to me so I just dabbed on those haters and left"

by Cool Beans 345 August 17, 2017

The Grab n Dab

A complex technique for those that have mastered the art of the hamdjob. As made popular publically by The Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton, the handjob giver grabs the handjob receivers erect or flaccid penis and makes a swift dab motion.

Dave: So Bill, how'd you know that Karen was the one

Bill: Well you see David, my good lad, Karen can perform the Grab N Dab perfectly. Its widely known that only the best of the best can pull it off.

by Hungeryboi November 2, 2019