People who sit on the fucking couch and were too fucking lazy to stand up get to the bathroom to unload their fucking crap
John: Hey Carl, Imma take a shit on the couch
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
Carl: Seems lit, imma take one too
Joe: Same here, are we The Couch Shitters?
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My new boyfriend Benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion.
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My in-laws were coming to stay for a week so I picked up a terrarium and a large, non-venomous snake at House of Reptiles and released it into the couch in the front room which also happened to be their fold-out guest bed and as they walked through the door, my five-year-old son yelled out, “snake in the couch!”
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"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"
"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"
"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"
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