Coat hanger

A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.

Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"

by Ruhbee! March 5, 2008

Coat-Hanger

When you use an erection to hang your coat on.

The man's hands were full, so he used his own personal Coat-Hanger, to hang his coat on

by Dandadutch December 12, 2010

coat hanger

it’s a self abortion women do to get rid of babies

omg no! I’m pregnant, guess it’s time for the good ol coat hanger

by santasfetus_ April 19, 2022

coat hanger

a girl who hooked up with a gay boy who is trying to cover up the fact that he is gay. *because a coat hanger covers a closet

Example: that girl is such a coat hanger. how does she not know that he is gay?

by master baden August 23, 2012

coat-hangering

The act of yanking a fetus out of a uterus using a coat hanger

Most often used by/ but not limited to unfit teen mothers

A much cheaper alternative to Planned Parenthood and better than creating garbies

Well, you better talk her in to coat-hangering that thing out of there.

by Mindhead13 November 7, 2010

Coat hanger

A male that tries to make himslef look big by sticking his chest out and bringing his shoulders up til they almost reach his ears.

'Bloody hell looks like he has a coat hanger inside is jacket to make himself stocky. Fail.'

by yogurt topz December 21, 2008

Coat Hanger

A person owning very expensive suits.

Crusin down, bustin thangs, livin life like goldfinger, got myself a coat hanger...

Im livin large so i gotta get my coat hanger, swag!

by Migs!!! August 1, 2012