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the chavso exercise regime

this is a very usful way of loosing weight quickley without dieting. this involves groing your hair long and wearing a black t-shirt with the words black sabbath upon it. next u must go to a large mating ground for chavs (posibly a childs play area Well hard mate) and find a particularly aggresive gaggle of them. next u must sneak up on the gaggle and wen close enuf to whisper in one of theyre ears shout the words IRON MAIDEN RULES as loud as u can. the agrivated group shud chase u until one of theyre pregnant girlfriends(probbly aged 8) gets tired. during the chase for added weight loss shout to them tht u did theyre mothers all night long and the pounds will just fall off u.
aye i lost it all on the chavso exercise regime
by jipakingawalla March 3, 2008
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The Chavs

Descriptive term for Chelsea Football Club and/or their supporters.
Did you hear what happned today? It was Gareth Southgate's first game in charge of Boro at the Riverside... They beat the Chavs 2-1!
by Kaz_uk August 23, 2006
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the Chavez

A power-hungry ego maniac, hell-bent on securing his future by undermining authority figures and backstabbing possible friends. Also, a thief, and a liar.
Dude, George W. Bush is totally "the Chavez."
by Joanna Dunham April 27, 2006
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King Tenzin of The Chavs

King Tenzin(Tenzin Sherpa) is the leader of the Chavian people. Tenzin is funny and make other world leaders laugh. Many people from other countries do not like him and think he is not "fit" for King or a leader of a nation. Tenzin, originally born in Maidstone, Kent, at the age of ?? formed the Kingdom Of Chavia in France but the country went to war with them over wanting to be independent from being an autonomous region of France. A peace treaty signed by both countries made sure that Chavia annex half of France and both will be allies until ????. The country wasn't recognised by the United Nations until it became independent. Although a new nation, Chavia is the 10th most populated country and the 9th biggest GDP in the world
by The Kingdom of Chavia March 18, 2019
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The Silence of the Chavs

Loosely linked the the movie about psychopaths and serial killers released in 1991, 'The Silence of the Chavs' is when a group of chavs usually led by an 'Alpha Chav' give you the chilling silent treatment trying to shame you into their 'Chav' way of thinking missing the point that you are not like them so are mostly or completely immune to the shaming which might seem oddly funny afterwards.
Walked into a pub and encountered a group of chavs and they gave me 'The Silence of the Chavs' treatment.
by Spacenut March 30, 2026
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The Wannabe Black Chavy White girl

Sadly we all have had one in our school. The wannabe Black chavy white girl or TWBCWG for short are easy to spot. They change their voices to try and sound black and try and act sassy thinking it makes her black.

These girls often have names on instagram or snapchat like “mosthated_kxox, yurfave.x” trying to conceal who they are.

TWBCWG always styles her hair in ways her hair is actually not meant for such as High buns with edges and low slick ponytails with edges and backbrushing her hair to make it look thick.

TWBCWG spends most of her money on McDonald’s , fake nails or getting her acrylics done and eyelashes. False lashes are very important to TWBCWG along with a orange fake tan as if nobody can see it. Slug eyebrows are another key feature of this girl along with a lot of piercings. You are lucky to see TWBCWG without makeup as they look rough without it..... yet they think they’re special.

It’s sad as nobody tells them how silly they look trying to change who they are for social media, thinking it’s cool. Be yourself guys 😔.....
“ she’s defo one of dem The wannabe black chavy white girl bruv. Lookkkkk at the edges and tan 😭.Smh 🤦🏽 ♂️”

- TWBCWG
by thehardtruth. July 29, 2019
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