by Attherealyeetus April 18, 2020
A virus created by the government to keep people inside while they change the batteries in the birds.
Guy 1: Did you hear about the Corona-Virus?
Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.
Government: MWAHAHAHAHA
Guy 2: yeah, we should stay inside.
Government: MWAHAHAHAHA
by 🅱️ig 🅱️oy 69 May 05, 2020
Coronaviruses (CoV) are a large family of viruses that cause illness ranging from the common cold to more severe diseases such as Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS-CoV) and Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome (SARS-CoV).
Sajid has the corona virus!
by sick lad 123 March 16, 2020
The end of all anti-vaxxers
Anti vaxxer mom "my son has all the symptoms of corona virus but at least he didn't get any mental disabilities from that flu shot" anyone and everyone "fuck.......you"
by Yeetus_deleteus March 30, 2020
The government's excuse to have power over its people. The explanation that mandatory quarantining was for our health was what they wanted everybody to believe but instead it was just a ploy to have everybody fear for their lives over something with over a 99% survival rate, therefore, winning the government control. This will go down as the biggest hoax in the history of the world.
by jc4493 May 27, 2020
A bitch ass virus killing a lot of people. It makes people buy hella toilet paper. It also arouses everyone to watch a homosexual man with however many tigers have beef with a bitch ass lady from Florida named Carole (Carole killed her husband). Anyways this virus is a bitch and should just fuck off.
by Oop69420 April 20, 2020
by big gae weeb March 11, 2020