Calling the Butler

A euphemism meaning to have sex with someone who is in a subservient role; to use someone as your sex slave; to have someone who can be called at any time for ones own gratification.

She was feeling very sexually frustrated, she'd evening considered calling the butler!

by JBach07 May 13, 2016

The Gerard Butler

The sexual maneuver of a man cumming on only half the face of his sexual partner, then getting up and flexing every muscle in his torso and arms while yelling, "THIS IS SPARTAAAAA BITCH!!"

This term comes from the mask Gerard wears in his role in "Phantom of the Opera" (2004), and his famous body and line in the film "300" (2006).

"I had been working out all week, so I pulled The Gerard Butler on my girl last night".

"We just finished watching "300", so naturally, I did The Gerard Butler on her right after".

by ImNotThisGross August 10, 2010

The Gavin butler

When you have a uncontrollable crippling addiction to texting and cuddling a table that has a nicotine and pot addiction

Uhh I haven’t heard from my flesh table in forever life is ass:( I feel so much like the Gavin butler.

by She hates Gavin August 25, 2021

Butler the bastard

Knocking one out in a public car park

I was walking through the rugby club car park and some guy was doing a butler the bastard

by Friction Burns July 29, 2018

slap your girl dick in the butter dish

To unapologetically come out as trans in a setting where you were "passing."

Victoria: I want to come out to my boyfriend's family while we're there for Thanksgiving, but I'm not sure the best way to do it.
Jessica: Hon, you just gotta stand up at dinner and slap your girl dick in the butter dish.

by jordensjunger June 11, 2016

Drop the butter

"drop the butter" means you are getting ready to do something really great because you are so skilled and slick (like butter is slick).

You drop the butter every game, making 3-pointers look so easy and leading our team to victory.
I thought it would be more difficult making paella for the first time, but I'm so smooth I dropped the butter on my first try.

by Vibbe February 10, 2023

cut the butter

to take a shortcut or a route shorter than the one normally taken

I didn't want to walk all the way around the park, so I cut the butter.

by pontoonpeggy January 12, 2009