in the broom closet

In The broom Closet is a term for teenagers who practice the craft of Wicca, Witchcraft, Magick, etc. In secret meaning that their family does not know that they practice such arts.

"Are you in the Broom Closet To?"

by UND3RT4L3 August 3, 2016

jump the broom

Common-law marriage. It consists of two respected friends or relatives holding the ends of a broom about 4 inches from the ground. The happy couple jump together while holding hands. Some traditions are - if the broom is held knee-high, maybe you should re-consider because it'll be a difficult or an impossible jump. If you jump in unison, it's good luck and means much happiness. You'll always have two people praying for you two. It's free. Ya might be intoxicated when your Partner suggests it. Divorce is free and easy....It's a Black thing. An old slave tradition among the gullah-geechee islands in coastal Georgia and South Carolina.

#1 "My Lady's so crazy, we had to jump a mop because the broom was yellow. See, she hates yellow..."

#2 "Her Auntee and her Daughter held the broom like one inch from the floor. We landed in step and that was eight yrs. ago."

#3 "Dude, you might as well go jump the broom!"

by wsx56 May 28, 2008

Doom on the Broom

A sex position in which the "witch" straddles the "broom" until the white demons "come" to destroy her. Can be cosplay or simply for fun. Also the name of the gay fanfic of Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy.

Paul: Hey what happened to Linda last night?

Mark: She got a bit of the old Doom on the Broom!

by SloppyKissesFromGrandma October 3, 2016

ride the broom

To jinx someone's bad luck by mentioning how well they are doing. Also, one of Phil Ivey's biggest pet peeves.

"So, my buddy Durk just texted me to wish me luck in this tournament, and consequently I busted out 5 seconds later. That fucker really wanted to ride the broom on me I guess."

by Vintage00 March 5, 2009

Soft side of the broom

The idea of management treating it's employees badly, and then treating them slightly less bad to induce a false sense of caring. Similar to Stockholm syndrome. If you were struck with a broom handle every day simply because you existed, the day your captor switched to the soft side of the broom would leave you feeling much better despite the fact that you were still struck for no reason.

SSgt- Hey airman...I know we're pulling twelves this week, but I'm gonna cut you out half an hour early today as a thanks for all the hard work

A1C- Golly gee, that's so nice of the SSgt
Sra- More like "the soft side of the broom" but I'll take whatever time off I can get...

by TheBURKHOLDER November 28, 2016

rode the broom

To put a jinx on something by proclaiming success before the outcome is final.

As I was going to hit my shot, Joe rode the broom on me and I missed.

by MaddyKat March 19, 2008

Hoping the broom

To get Married.
The end of your single life.
Heck, the END of your life.

Boy: ahh man im nevouse.
Boy2: Hey, I was nervouse before i hoped the broom.
Boy1: no more hoes and strippers after the bachelore party.
Boy2: I know. -.- Hoping the broom could be the end of your life.

by burnin'ham bitch December 29, 2010