cleaning the floor boards

To eat a shaved pussy

to eat a shaved or clean pussy for example I was cleaning the floor boards last night

by Dawson420swagswagblazinheheh January 9, 2015

From Under The Floor Boards

1. The sickest clothing line in MA

2. YEAH BROTHER!

Everyone: "From Under The Floor Boards is amazing!"

FUTFB: "YEAH BROTHER!"

by Jon Fucking Backer August 6, 2007

Waxing The Floor Boards

When one of the female gender takes action in a action commonly know as Flicking the Bean.

Friend 1: Were's Stacy?
Friend 2: She went out back to Waxing The Floor Boards!
Friend 1: Wow she needs a boyfriend.

by Long Dong Wong From Hong Kong May 8, 2018

Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.

Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!

by Albionest July 13, 2025

Tens Across The Board

The act of getting "all 10's" from the judges. The perfect score in a beauty pageant, sporting event, or other judged competition. Being the fiercest queen. The ultimate kiki. Popularized in the film "Paris Is Burning" / 1980's NYC "voguing balls".

Brenda Extravaganza is giving you ghetto realness. 10. 10. 10. 10. Tens across the board!

by mralexgray August 25, 2013

Full Support of the Board

Something that a football club's board will say to the media about their coach 2-4 weeks before firing him.

Despite having gone 3-22 this season, Coach Furner has the full support of the board.

by Timbo July 8, 2010

stalking my life on the boardwalk

When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.

Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.

1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."

2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"

by JHatesYourCrocs April 27, 2010