The Biden touch

Everything you touch turns to shit

A: Damn I really fucked that up.
B: Looks like you have the Biden touch.

The opposite of the Midas touch.

by realist human August 31, 2021

The Biden

In the middle of an international and humanitarian crisis, you simply walk away and take no questions, because you have dementia are you are terrified of being exposed as a fraud.

Joe just executed The Biden, by turning on his heel and walking away.

by Problematic AF August 23, 2021

The Biden

When a young man and woman meet at a club for the first time becoming instantly intimate. They end up going back to his place tearing each others clothes off in a raw animosity enthusiasm. After an extensive session from having sex until the morning's mid peak the young man skin looks shriveled and wrinkly. His hair pure white. And now has a gained experience of life of over 50 years. As the girl is about to walk out the door he uses his entire strength to stop but all he can do is muster up the words Bi den.

I'm going to the club tonight. I hope I get The Biden

Hey did you hear about Frankie last week?
Yeah I heard he got the Biden. Shit will change your life bro.

by Fehtal March 6, 2021

Doing the biden

Sniffing/ touching girls of the younger age.

Doing the Biden can get you locked in prison.

by RumbvSail November 24, 2020

The Biden Blitz

While fucking a girl, right before finishing, pull out and jerk off on her. While doing so, yell the following "this is MAGA country" and then never talk to her again.

When you are fucking a girl for a hot minute, and she starts her political bullshit, fuck her one last time, and end it all with The Biden Blitz!!

by Big Hodge October 27, 2021

The Bidening

Bidening is whenever each day, month or year, you bear a similar resemblance to Joe Biden, such as a increased sense of smell when close to someone, lack of attention to professional work and a bigger attention span to under 18 years activities such as pursuing a ice cream truck, as well as a mental stroke during speech that goes into something else, and much more.

Symptoms Of The Bidening

Joey Aramaic has been subjected to the presence of current president of United States Of America, Joe Biden for 4 hours. Several days later he has accumulated a disregard for one's personal space and a increased scent detection upon smelling down someone's neck. Subject will be examined completely until they have reached the complete Bidening.

by Coilscar July 17, 2022

Doing the Biden

Fucking up something as fast as you can without regard to the outcome or peoples thought.

When Jeremy heard a rumor of being fired he started "Doing the Biden!"

by KSWILDMAN69 July 27, 2021