Beauty and the beast

When the left nut (the beauty) is shaved completely clean and the right nut (the beast) is COVERED in hair

When he went to the waxer he asked for the (beauty and the beast)

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beauty and the beastiality

A knock-off porno that doesn't exist, but should because of how good that name is.

Beauty and the beastiality follows the story of a girl who wants to be fucked by a massive... bear? I don't really know what it is, but she wants it.

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The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.

Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

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