Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

Batter the Bean

Vigorous female masturbation.

I used three fingers to batter my bean last night and my toes curled when I squirted.

My sister decided to batter her bean online on her onlyfans.

My wife must have decided to batter the bean cause she sheets were soaked.

by Dick Onchin October 21, 2020

licking the brownie batter

An alternative phrase to "tossing salad"

When my friend and I were discussing why licking ass is called " tossing salad" she exclaimed "Why don't they just call it licking the brownie batter!?"

by missg77 May 2, 2009

Pooping the baby batter

This can be described as when one may ejaculate on a womans feet(us) to cause the baby making procedure. Normally this happens when doing the two player no pants dance. This is normally to make a human child.

"man, I found a nice girl, so I think we will be pooping the baby batter tonight"

by Daddy baby batter February 3, 2017

Spill the BooBoo Batter

When you gotta take a shit but Ms. Babb not letting you so u gotta be straight up with her

Joshua: Yo Ms Babb can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: No ones going to the bathroom right now
Joshua: CMON MS BABB I GOTTA SPILL THE BOOBOO BATTER
Ms. Babb: *Gets frustrated and lets me go*

by CaptainCosmos December 10, 2018

beatin up the brownie batter

when a man fucks a female in the ass.

sarah said to rae: "eew. why would a nigga fuck in the ass when theres a wet pussy in front of him."

rae: "i knoww right??!! its like....-"
sarah:"its like a pussy comes out white when a female cums."
rae: "eeww!! and the ass itll come out brown!!!"
s:"hahaha!! like chocolate!!!"
r: "yeahh!! and the niggas cum is white like milk...milk and chocolate!!!"
s: "hahahaha makin brownies!!"
both: "beatin up the brownie batter!!!!"

by RaeRaeJC October 23, 2007

The banter batter

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.

John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.

by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019