the Australian

A sex act where a female performs a reach around hand job, but gets on her knees and comes from "down under" aka she reaches up between a man's legs and gives him a ferocious crank as her face is smashed in his butthole. Basically its a race to see if he cums or farts in her face first. Either way the man wins. The hand job can be performed with a traditional grip or Western grip if she wants to get real freaky.

Also referred to as "the Aussie"

After soaking his skin with enough cologne to kill an adult rhino, Clay entered the party looking to hook up with the nastiest, skankiest girl in the room. They went upstairs to have some fun, and to his surprise, she got down on her knees and gave him a glorious Aussie. He pulled off the infamous cum-fart combo, as he squirted a hot load of many gravy at the exact moment he gave her pink eye.

"Guess what guys! Last night this chick gave me the Australian! I farted a giant mud cloud up her nose, then turned around and glued her eyes shut with my man cream. It was awesome!"

by The Shoosters January 30, 2014

The Austin

Shoving LSD up your asshole in the back of a police vehicle.

Example: "My homie got raided by the DEA and had to do the Austin".

by bigdeekbart November 30, 2020

The Australian Boy

The Australian Boy is a person you’ll meet one day and act like a complete dumbass. But once you get to know him, you’ll find that he’s also stupid. He will try to go to hogwarts by shooting paper balls through a straw and pretending that their spells.

Friend: Who the hell is that?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: Why is he being a dumbass?
Me: I don’t know.
Friend: He must be The Australian Boy
Me: That makes more sense.
Friend: Yee

by The French Male April 10, 2019

The Australian cunt hierarchy

There is the hierarchy of cunts in Australia, starting from the bottom which is a gay cunt which is used in a derogatory way, next is a sick cunt which is a very high honour to receive and means you are loose, cool and people love you. At the top of the Australian cunt hierarchy is mad cunt. If you are a mad cunt you are the best thing to ever come out of Australia and if you're a mad cunt you definitely get laid at least twice per day.

"Old mate Stefan chugged three crates of piss ands doing free lap dances"

"No way. Stefans mad cunt!! He's at the top fucking rung of the Australian cunt hierarchy."

by The_maddest_cunt37 May 4, 2020

The Auschwitz

When a guy is going down on a girl. She yells "HEIL HITLER!" then she farts and hold the blankets down on his head so he cant get out. Gas Chamber.

I don't think I'll be going out with Maureen again. She took me on a trip to The Auschwitz and I threw up all over my new sheets.

by oofle April 2, 2015

the auschwitz oven

The act of shoving a dead animal carcass in your asshole and giving your significant other a Dutch oven that smells of death and shit.

Stop stalking me Matt or remember “the auschwitz oven” I gave you at camp when we were little girls....? I will recreate that.

by Sicario7 February 8, 2021

The aussie trapper

Aussie trappers are usually rednecks with purple piss. They often take shits in sinks. He also only has one nut and a tiny pecker

Guy1#"why does aussie trapper have purple piss and shit in sinks"

Guy2#"yeah thats just the aussie trapper"

by Jizzmaster69420 February 28, 2022