The air supply

Hang yourself by the neck from a door…masturbate while listening to 80s music..preferably air supply…the strangulation/synthesizer is intense…

Sean~ "Hey man, Blues playing...jeez dood wtf?"
Jim~ "Gack... gimme... couple.. wheez... almost..."
Sean~ "Ah... the air supply... it's glorious."

by PatrickOMGWTFBBQ July 24, 2008

The Air-Monarchian Genocide

The Air-Monarchian Genocide is a slang term derived in reference to the Armenian Genocide, and describes the burning of nike apparel by racially insensitive caucasian americans following Nikes ads featuring Colin Kaepernick in honor of their 30th Anniversary. The genocide refers to the mass produced lower end nike models usually owned by those who are now boycotting the brand.

Dom: Hey Joe, whats wrong?
Joe: (kicks rock) My old racist grandma is taking part in the Air-Monarchian Genocide and I’m afraid shes going to destroy my apparel!
Dom: Don’t worry bro we can just put her in a nursing home

by Peter M. Hampton September 4, 2018

the air is gonna wizzy

how to warn your bros when it's about to start raining.

"bro.... i think the air is gonna wizzy soon.."

by hyrulefrog July 21, 2023

cheeks in the air

v. When a person, typically a male youth, overcompensates for low socioeconomic status by listening to hard rock or rap and getting tattoos, attempting to portray himself as an alpha male, when in fact he is subservient in the business world due to his poor education and low IQ. He is, in essence, socially and economically subservient, despite his outward rebellion. Hence the phrase: his cheeks are in the air.

Bob: "That dude is always trying to act hard, but he's stuck in this fast food joint working for the man with his cheeks in the air."

Jeremy: "True dat, homie. Word."

by Prankster November 8, 2016

MTV get off the air

1) Probably the song with the best lyrics ever written. Written by Jello Biafra (Eric Reed Boucher) and performed by his band, the Dead Kennedys.

2) A common exclamation of disgust.

Tin-eared
Graph-paper brained accountants
Instead of music fans
Call all the shots at giant record companies now

The lowest common denominator rules
Forget honesty
Forget creativity
The dumbest buy the mostest
That's the name of the game

But sales are slumping
And no one will say why
Could it be they put out one too many lousy records?!?

MTV get off the air!
NOW!!!

by Daniel Vosburgh July 26, 2007

Pimpin the Air

When a person raises their hands towards heaven in an attempt to show a connection to a higher power, but it's just an act.

Do you think Sammy finally found religion?
Nah, he's just pimpin the air.

by cbs2669 July 16, 2019

up in the air

adj. Something which is tentative, iffy, uncertain, unresolved, or otherwise not definitive. An unsettled matter.

After George had that cold, the trip to the opera was completely up in the air.

by united spammers January 13, 2011