A great town in SW London, not in Surrey as someone else wrote. in fact, it hasn't been in Surrey since 1965, when they created Greater London. Has Kingston University, many good shops, pubs, and several large nightclubs. And the river Thames, of course. This is particularly popular with drunken students of a weekend in summer, who either sit beside it at one of the many riverside pubs, drinking, or, fall in and drown, or catch Weil's disease from the water coming from the sewage works farther up the Hogsmill river, which convieniently joins it near the aforesaid riverside pubs.
Did you you get accepted into Oxford uni then? No, but even better, I'm going to Kingston-upon-Thames!
Say for your 21st, let's go to Oceana in Kingston!
Say for your 21st, let's go to Oceana in Kingston!
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A lovely little town on the River Thames, in between Kingston and Chertsey. Frequented by patrons of a comedy club in the Royal Borough of Greenwich, at the recommendation of comedian John Robins as he introduces the last acts of the night during the Sunday Special. It is common practice to make copious amounts of "whooping", as one might expect, upon arrival in the area of Whoopton. Those who can only master clapping and cheering are not granted passage to this charming riverside town in Surrey.
"So, team, we've master the clapping, we've got the cheering down. I think now it's time for us to take a trip to a lovely little place I call... 'Whoopton-upon-Thames'" - John Robins
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Bro, me and my sis totally went down the river Thames last night.
Going down the river Thames is my lifestyle.
Going down the river Thames is my lifestyle.
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