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tfti Thanks For The Idea
Hey, tfti on how I can stop my dog from peeing on floors. I can't believe it worked!
tfti by SpinSpin Sugar July 16, 2020
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This means “the fucks that is”. Many people seem to confuse this acronym with “thanks for the invite” but that’s obviously false. So next time sometime someone write “tfti”, you know what it really means.
Nicole: Hey I just bought a new bazooke!
Ashley: tfti
Nicole: wdym “thanks for the invite
Ashley: wtf, it means “the fuck that is” like what the fuck is a bazooke
tfti by Howlsssa October 24, 2018
John: that party yesterday was crazy

Kelly: tfti (the fuck the invite)
Tfti by mexicanwatermelon March 17, 2017
1. When your friends or family go out, and they post pictures on Facebook or Instagram, but you don't seem to be in any of them. And you realize, you weren't invited.

You say, "thanks for the invite, bitches." Or just, "tftib." The "b" can also stand for the singular word, "bitch."

This is a variant of "tfti" that is to be used when you were bored at home the whole day and would have liked to do something nice because it is summer. And you would normally be ok when people don't invite you because you're independent like that, but this time, you're not happy. Because you really wanted to go out, have fun, and sing "Call Me Maybe" and One Direction in the car.

2. Same as above, but you aren't sarcastic this time. That's because you would rather go to an American Idol audition, wait for 6 hours, and be humiliated rather than hanging out with losers who can't please you even if they tried.
1. Madelle updated her status: "Looking for Megatron at Lake Mead."
Lemuel commented: "tftib"

Lorna: "I'm so sore. I went kickboxing yesterday."
Lemuel: "tftib"

Juan: "I went rock climbing with a girl yesterday."
Lemuel: "And you had sex after? Well, tftib!"

2. Madelle: "Me, Mark, Brian, and Crista are going to get sushi later. Wanna come?"
Lemuel: "Oh, Brian? I'm busy, but tftib."

Angy: "Let's go to bdubs and watch the Spurs game."
Lemuel: "Uhm, I have a family emergency. Tftib."
tftib by SnitchSeekaHarry June 8, 2013
ACTION: THINK FASTER THAN I TYPE
C: HAHAHA ROSS WHY ARE U SO AWESOME!
R: HAHAHA WHY THANKS FOR NOTICING! IT COMES NATURALY!
C: LOL DOES ANYTIME IT OF DOES COURSE!
R: HUH? *HEAD SCRATCH*
C: OOOPS! I MEANT ANYTIME! AND OF COURSE IT DOES! LOL SORRY ITS JUST I TFTIT! HE HE HE ;D
R: ROFL! I C! MAN U AND UR TYPOS...CLASSIC ;D
TFTIT by ♥rinolove♥ August 4, 2011
tftia means thanks for the invite asshole usually meant when friends forget to include you and your mad
Jack:man we met some pretty hot chicks at the skate park
Mario:tftia fuck your life
tftia by Justfacting_facts August 6, 2017