TFIF

"the fuck it factor"

the ability and likelyhood of a person to say "fuck it" to their obligations/responsiblities.

He has a lot of studying to do for the final but the TFIF is pretty high.

by Sanddoggy July 15, 2009

TFCIF

Thank Fucking Christ It's Friday. To be used when TGIF doesn't quite capture the shitty week you've had.

This week has prison-raped my ass. TFCIF.

by thedude33 September 11, 2009

Toffifay

When a dirty European comes in and steals your job in the Gods blessed country the united kingdom

Joe: they let me off today, some toffifay took my job today

Richard: Again? We need jobs from our own toffifee
Joe: aye!

by Chef mcquade March 10, 2017

Toffifay

Awake on my airplane
awake on my airplane
my skin is bare
my skin is Theirs
awake on my airplane
awake on my airplanE
my skin is bare
my skin is theirs

I feel like an eXtra special newborn
and I feel like a newborn
awake on my airplane
awake on my airplane
I feel so real

could you Take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't remeMber
could you take my picture
cause I won't remember - yeah

I don't believe in
I don't believe in your sanctity your prophecy
I don't believe in
I don't believe in sanctity or hypocrisy
can everyone agree that no one should be left Alone
can everyone aGree that they should not be left alone

and I feel like a newborn
and I feEl like a newborn (kicking and screaming)

could you take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you Take my picture
cause I won't remember
could yOu take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't remeMber - yeah

hey dad what do you think about your son now?
hey dad what do you think about your son nOw?

could you take my pictuRe
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't Remember
could you take my picture
cause I won't remember
could you take my picture
cause I wOn't remember
could you take my picture
cause I Won't remember – yeah

What time is it?

by Vox Acerbus February 22, 2004

tfift

The gracious thanking of the fact that tomorow is the last day of the working week.

Rick: God work has been so hard this week! tfift!
Jenni: Huh tfift?
Rick: Yeah! Thank F*** its friday tomorrow!

by Jackshit94 November 15, 2011

Tffffff

This definition can also mean to spit someone in the face.

The quote "TFFFFFF YOU" means to spit in someone's face.

by Jdfhjjgc June 2, 2024

TFFFF Goon Queen

A girl who openly admits (and brags about) wanting guys to receive her pics solely so they can “goon” obsessively—edging endlessly, losing brain cells to her images—then caps it with “DUHHH THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TFFFF” to emphasize the thrill of being the center of someone’s porn-brain-rot fixation. The “TFFFF” adds ironic emphasis, like she’s mocking how obvious and hot the degradation kink is.

These TFFFF Goon Queens are out here turning nudes into goon sessions and acting like it’s casual. We get it, you love being jerk-off material.

by AD_Ridgeport February 28, 2026