The Mike Tyson experience

The mike tyson experience is when your about to cum on a girls face, you cum and when her face is covered in your cum you proceed to haymaker that hoe in the face so hard that she forgets her name. Biting off her ear is optional.

Damn johnny gave Emily The Mike Tyson experience

by uwuwuwuwuwuwuuuuwwuwuw July 13, 2022

Tyson Ritter

The very talented lead singer/bassist of the All American Rejects. His voice could quite possibly crush a million hearts simultaneously. Yes, that amazing.

Full name: Tyson Jay Ritter
Birth date: April 24, 1984
Birth place: Stillwater, Oklahoma

If it was possible, I would marry Tyon Ritter's voice.

Have you seen Tyson Ritter's eyes? *faints*

by oberservealways December 13, 2009

Neil deGrasse Tyson

Astrophysicist, Director of the Hayden Planetarium, in NY.

Recently pronounced "God" by Jon Stewart on the Daily Show due to his ability to explain why the tides go in and out. (The moon's gravitational pull, in case you were wondering).

Studied at both Harvard and Columbia Universities.

astrophysics, physics, science, Neil deGrasse Tyson

by kv8r84 January 26, 2011

Tysontae

Ty'Sontae Roark, also known as Tysontae is a rapper.

Who is Tysontae?
He is a talented rapper!

by Friendly Zhark August 14, 2019

treyson

Intelligent with a heart of gold. He always has something to say and will make you laugh when you least expect it! A sensitive soul who dislikes arguing or loud noises

You're such a Treyson it's not funny!

by Tashanique Huntera May 10, 2014

mike tyson's punchout

BEST VIDEO GAME EVER!! Game on the old Nintendo NES system. You played as "Little Mac", a little wimp who went through a number of boxers including...
-Glass Joe - The scrub of the game, you were an ape with no opposable thumbs if you didn't beat him.
-Von Kaiser (guy w/ mustach) - This guy looked mean, and he had that whole German bitch thing going on, but he's really a pushover.
-Piston Honda ("TKO from Tokyo")Wore the bandana
-Don Flamenco - Let's face it. We've all done it. You know what I'm talking about. The Flamenco Dance.
-King Hippo - you had to punch him in the belly button to defeat him
-Great Tiger - Hindu teleporting guy
-Bald Bull - "Doc can't help you now. Will you beg me for help?" Bald Bull was fucking strange. He looked like an ox, talked like a mental patient, and threw punches as if he was dancing to the tune of 'Old Susanna'. He was actually pretty tough to beat.
-Soda Popinski - Drinking Russian guy. I don't think I ever beat him, because I don't remember fighting...
-Mr. Sandman
-Super Macho Man
-Mike Tyson

2000 guy:"Hey man, I got a new XBOX360, want to come check it out?"
1980s guy:"No thanks, I am all the way to Mr. Sandman on Mike Tyson's Punchout and I can't stop now!"
2000 guy:"Save it on your memory card"
1980s guy:"What the fuck is a memory card?"

by Glass Joe March 14, 2006

Tyson Lomu

A teenage boy who's literally famous because he briefly dated Brynn from Dance Moms and gave himself clout on her socials regularly, and now makes a habit out of trashing her for putting a spotlight on him despite his previous efforts to grab a bit of her fame.

Wonder when Tyson Lomu will realize that the criticism he's getting is justified lol

by danceshit July 13, 2018