Textlexia

1: The accidental use of "text language" when writing manually, or composing a formal e-mail
2: the inability to spell words correctly when first learning to use T9 predictive text or other predictive texting modes.

Definition One:

Doctor to patient:
Dear patient,
Just a friendly remindr. Please be sure 2 take 50mg of the medication I prescribed to you w/ plenty of water.
Sincerely, Doc

Definition Two:

Sender: "Hi, how's evrythg going?"
Reciever: "What's 'evrythg' mean?"
Sender: "Sorry, I have a mild case of textlexia."

by Lee Brody March 6, 2009

textesis

The act of engaging in long conversations via texting via cellular devices.

"Jack and Sally sure do love to textesis eachother quite often," said Frank.

by Michael Erdelac February 5, 2008

Textlexia

A person who has severe trouble remembering other people's names and is a terrible speller when texting. Similar to Dyslexia.

John:(texting) "hey whats up?"
Larry:(also texting) "nb Mike. hgt?
John: "you must have textlexia."

by laxislife19 April 16, 2009

Tempnesia

1. A shortened form of the phrase "temporary amnesia" describing the phenomenon when you forget what you were just doing, eating, watching, etc.

2. Waking up and feeling that there is some RANDOM_ASS body lyin next to yo naked ass and you try to guess who is it before looking over like a damn fool to see if you were about who dat bitch was. Worst case scenario... Dat BITCH is a DUDE.

1. *watching tv show*

Commercial comes on...

"Shit, what tv show was I just watching!? I for shit can't remember for the life of me... Fuck, I feel like such an idiot! I got a bad case of tempnesia."

2. "Mmmm hot damn! That's a really good taste in my mouth! I wish I could remember what I just ate 2 minutes ago so I could eat more... I got tempnesia. Fuck."

3. *wakes up*

*senses other ppl(s) present*

"Cindy?"

*looks over at dat hoe*

"Daaaaayumm. It was Linda... I got tempnesia like hell."

by Hunlex August 29, 2010

textlexia

An inability to compose an interpretable text message due to outside pressures or emotional constraints.

"Man, sorry about that. My textlexia's flared up "

by sparksneon January 7, 2007

Tweetnesia

When you have the idea for the most epic, world peace creating, national debt eliminating tweet that could ever fit into 140 characters, and you forget it as soon as you begin to type your tweet.

I have had tweetnesia on multiple occasions. The world is still in disarray because of me.

by superslacker87 January 8, 2010

Textenial

Being in denial about why you're not getting any texts for an extended period of time. Often leading to you feeling that something is wrong with your phone and/or turning it off and back on.

Rob: Man, no one's texted me for a while. I'd better turn it off and on.
Jan: You've got a case of textenial, dude.

by mynameisaletter August 25, 2010