textile challenged

Someone that can't keep clothes on. Either because they can't stand the way fabric feels against their skin, feels sufacated or restraint in freedom of movement or they just plain want to be naked and feel the air all over their body. A Textile Challenged person would have a really hard time swimming in clothes, wet fabric against their skin would be like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard to others.

Tioti is so Textile Challenged you can't take him anywhere in public, he might strip.butt ass naked

by Naked Kayak Dude July 4, 2018

textidextrous

The ability to text message your friends with your thumbs just as fast as you would be able to send an instant message on the computer keyboard ... or dial their number and talk to them.

My dad simply is not textidextrous. He can only write with one thumb ... and he's sloooooooow.

by Lee Lamberts May 1, 2008

Textoplectic

Conveying through text messaging your apoplectic rage.
A description of a series of escalating texts back and forth between two or more people in a series of text messages.

Coined by Dr Roger Hadley in Loma Linda, California on May 31, 2018 after looking at his phone and reading a series of messages.

Linda went textoplectic

by Loma Linda Dictionary June 11, 2018

Textsectomy

Drastic revision of text to remove excessive words.

That essay needs a textsectomy or no one will read it!

by The word creator's colleague August 10, 2009

Textspectation

When you keep checking your mobile phone because you are either expecting a text, or are hoping to receive one.

Joey: Stop checking your phone all the time, you have chronic textspectation

Alex: Yeah I know, I just get excited knowing Bel is texting me

by heapsmissage_90 February 20, 2011

textile

n. A non-nudist.
adj. Of or relating to non-nudists.

"Naturists do everything textiles do, except nude! Nude or clothing-optional beaches are just like textile beaches, except the dress code."

by ManaUser July 26, 2006

textiety

Anxiety felt when one suspects they may have sent an inappropriate text message to the wrong person.

He was overwhelmed with textiety when he realized he may have texted "Do you have any weed?" to Dave his boss instead of Dave his friend.

by giggles26 July 10, 2012