textstress

Feeling of having to stop what you are doing right now to text

Textstress causes auto related deaths everyday

by Hot Rod Long December 16, 2014

textsturbate

v. the act of sending text messages to oneself for entertainment.

Other forms: textsturbating, textsturbation

Gilbert textsturbates so much that his phone bill is through the roof.

by Dustin G. Lee June 24, 2008

textstracted

when you are in the middle of something, (eating, reading, texting, talking... but not limited to these things) and an text comes to your phone, you proceed to try and do both things, or completely stop everything to check the text.

Billy had to have jane repeat herself, he was textstracted while she was talking to him. He blamed it on bad cell reception.

by cootiesun January 13, 2011

Textist

One who is prejudiced against or antagonistic towards communicating primarily or frequently via text.

I’m not sure this girl digs me, she doesn’t respond to my good morning texts

Dude, maybe she’s just a textist

by grayhat September 3, 2022

textastrophe

A sudden misfortune, mishap or fiasco caused by text messaging at an inappropriate moment, ie. while walking or driving.

I was text messaging on my way to the movie and nearly walked into a pole. It was almost a total textastrophe.

by Tee-bag May 25, 2008

textertain

1. a text message or series of text messages employed to hold the attention of pleasantly or agreeably

2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message

3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity

Ashley: Chris can you please send me a riddle? I am losing my sh*t at work.

Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.

by Jenna Tolls October 11, 2010

textesess

A texting conversation that leads to a sexual relationship, or more accuratley - a booty call. (Instead of breastesess.... textesess)

"hey harry, did you get any textesess tonight?"
"nope, looks like i'll be spending tonight alone."

by itsinthegame December 29, 2007