textesis

The act of engaging in long conversations via texting via cellular devices.

"Jack and Sally sure do love to textesis eachother quite often," said Frank.

by Michael Erdelac February 5, 2008

textsex

1. Sexually-themed communications through text messaging.

2. Communicating sexually to another person through a cell phone or Blackberry via SMS or MMS text-messaging protocols.

Guy A: So, did you ever meet that chick from OkCupid?
Guy B: No, she was in middle school so we just had textsex.
Guy A: Smooth moves, brotha. The cops won't be knocking at your door.
(Guys high-five.)

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Examples of textsex-ing:

Chick: howz work? wanna play l8r?
Dude: gawd, my ballz ache for ur mouth
Chick: only if u slip me teh shocker baby!

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Dude: ive got a major boner. r u wet?
Chick: im on my period
Dude: my boner went away

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Chick 1: i gotta new drilldo 2day for us
Chick 2: im creaming my hairy puss now

by Mr. Filbert November 10, 2007

textnsex

To use a smart-phone to text your booty call instead of having to talk to her. Don't want to hear that annoying voice? Text her some ascii roses ---->--->--@ and turn on the charm.

Send one text to multiple women in your contacts list to secure some action for the night, possibly back to back.

Textnsex right to the chase instead of yapping all night to just one female. A few texts throughout the day such as "hey baby", "how was your day", and "are you drunk, I'm cummin over" will get you laid likity split.

I'm going to textnsex Kate when she's wasted tonight to get that booty-call.

I should textnsex a few girls later so I'm guarantee some bedroom action.

by Benjamus Prime (ЯR Kzoo) January 6, 2010

texterection

When a person hears that they got a text message but can't look at it for a while and all they can think about is looking at it.

I'm in this freaking meeting and i can't look at the text i just got. I got the worse texterection.

by atomandeve March 15, 2011

textedemic

That non-stop text messing group that you were unvoluntarily placed in and is repeatedly posted in that you cannot stop.

My phone is blowing up because of this stupid textedemic.

by Nigel Alward April 17, 2013

textsex

Textsex (verb)

1) The exchange of text messages (SMS) of an explicit nature in order to achieve some minor sexual gratification.

2) The simulation of sex via textual communications in a role play style (similar to cybersex)

Example: I had textsex with him last night.

Example2: Let's have textsex...

by TRONLE October 30, 2007

textest

someone who only texts certain people or ignors someone who texts them that they do not like

marc why are you being so textest

by christophorus August 25, 2010