Go old testament on your ass

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.

Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'

by in-the-dark July 10, 2010

Texadent

When you are carrying on multiple conversations via text and you accidentally send the wrong text to one of the people you are texting with. Can be very troublesome, particularly when you are talking to girls or guys you like and the texadent reveals you are in to more than one person.

Omg... We were texting and then I got a text meant for another girl! He said it was a texadent but now I know this guy is a player!

by misselisabete November 23, 2013

Bro-testament

Bro-testament - bro-test-tah-ment
-noun
1. Supreme law between bro's
2. Grants thy bro ultimate obedience when used upon said bro
3. One-time usage until cool down time (1 year) is met
4. Used in a time of urgency and at the bro's own discretion
-Should the bro dishonor the testament is grounds for termination from broship

I'm using my bro-testament on you bro, your going to the club tonight.

by Gerhardus August 11, 2011

textidextrous

The ability to text message your friends with your thumbs just as fast as you would be able to send an instant message on the computer keyboard ... or dial their number and talk to them.

My dad simply is not textidextrous. He can only write with one thumb ... and he's sloooooooow.

by Lee Lamberts May 1, 2008

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021

Textadextrous

Adj. 1. able to text message very well: a textadextrous cell phone user
2. unusually skillful at texting.

-I was drivin through Philly at rush hour and had full on text convo without even lookin at my phone....damn I am sooo textadextrous

by J.D.B. November 10, 2008

New Testament Christian

A more liberal and accepting mindset among Christians. In the New Testament of the Bible, focus is directed more towards forgiveness and tolerance rather than the Old Testament themes of absolution and condemnation. Therefore, the Christians who tend not to force Bibles down people's throats are called New Testament Christians.

dude 1: "I accidentally texted Maura while she was at church last night."
dude 2: "Oh great, is she a Bible Thumper or something?"
dude 1: "Nah she's cool about it, she's a New Testament Christian."

by Dragomir Andreyevich December 17, 2008