text MESSage

when someone sends a text, most likely when they are under the influence, and the recipient can't make out a single word that they were trying to say mostly because the sender has lost the ability to spell.
Drunk Sender: Hie budbie, can u gixe mi a rido himo?

Reciever: What? This is a total text MESSage!
by fossybear123 May 29, 2009
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Text Messaging

The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.
Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!
by Fuck Texting Just Call me December 13, 2010
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Text message

When you tell someone to send you meaningless texts just so that you can use your phone to massage yourself or somebody else.
Hey John can you give me a Text message? Just send me the same text like 50 times.
by Dot584 February 09, 2010
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Text Message Purgatory

The residence of a lost text message that has already been sent, but has not been recieved by anyone.
Girl "Did, you get my text?"
Guy "naw, sorry, must have been in text message purgatory... by the way, I think we should break up."
Girl "I texted that I was pregnant..."
by dA_pAckage January 09, 2011
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text message fiend

a. One who sends in excess of 100+ text messages per day.
b. One who can type faster with a cell phone that with a keyboard.

High school is the primordial ooze from which the text message fiend crawled out from.
by Interstate Pirates Inc. January 12, 2006
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text message breakup

to break up with someone via a text message. Highly looked down upon in the dating world.
"You cant text message breakup with her, no girls will ever date you again"
by Gtron December 27, 2006
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Phantom Text Message

Like A phantom pregnancy. (Where you think you're pregnant but your actually not)
Whilst waiting for a text message, you think you can feel your phone vibrate and get excited but it is actually just your imagination.
Girl1: Oh! My phone's gone off!
Girl2: Omg, has he texted back?!
Girl1: Hmm, I haven't got anything, must be a Phantom Text Message.
by applehop July 23, 2009
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