Tetsusaiga.

Tetsusaiga is the sword used by the Hanyou, InuYasha, in the Anime show, "InuYasha". It was originally forged by Totosai, by orders of his father, out of his Father's fang. It was mean't to Protect InuYasha, but ever since it was broken, it is now up to InuYasha to protect himself, combining the two powers of him, and his father, creating the now Bigger Tetsusaiga, which proves difficult to hold, because of its emence weight.
From what They find, In episode 7, "Tetsusaiga, the Phantom sword" It can only be used by a weilder with Kindess and mercey for humans, coming from his father's love of Inuyasha's mother. Since Shesshomaru has no Mercy for Humans, the sword would no except him.

"Pop left me quite a somthing", Inuyasha.

by Larissa November 20, 2003

textsessive

Obsessive when it comes to texting via cell phone, usually texting a significant other or possible love interest.

Guy 1: "That girl hasn't put her cell phone away since she's got here."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I hear that she's textsessive over some guy."
Guy 3: "She is most definitely textsessing."

by OBizzle November 28, 2005

Testes Satchel

A testes satchel is another way of sayin ballbag. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc

Can u please remove Dan's Testes Satchel from your mouth Joe you dirty teabagging homo.

by Issac Hunt August 24, 2006

TETESCOPHER

A professional gambler. The word was coined in a popular Nigerian comedian/activist's skit in which ex-BBN housemante Tobi Bakare claimes to be into teteschophy.

Damn bro I'm no tetescopher but I'll stake everything on Nigeria beating Ghana in their next match

by @bobmanuel_g December 24, 2022

Bestie From Another Testes

A variation on the phrase "Brother From Another Mother".

She's/He's my bestie from another testes!

by spyder_web September 15, 2009

the testes

the bomb diggity, the titties, awesome, the heat, terrific, extraordinary.

that beck concert was the testes.

by kacee pyles June 19, 2006

testes

Short form of testicles. You may also know them as balls, bollocks, cojones, huevos or nuts.
I use all of these terms, and more besides, but then I am Ian Chode, the greatest swearer of modern times!

Chode: Eat my testes, bitch.
Bitch: OK. Mmmmm, better than McDonalds.
Chode: Splat!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003