texturbate

Texting in public when you are just doin it to avoid the people around. Shutting your self away from the people around you so you can text someone far away.

Also say that texting is as rude as playing with your self in public

Stephen: Stop texturbating, we're at the mall!
Erin: Whats texturbate supposed to mean!
Stephen: Stop texting and have a real conversation.
Erin: Okay.

by Stephen D.M. June 14, 2008

Twiturbated

When you accidentally reply to yourself on the social networking site, Twitter.

@SillyFilly lol that was meant for you. i think i accidentally twitter masturbated...

@SillyFilly ....twiturbated? :s

by Ivy Hardbottle February 21, 2011

Toshturbate

The act of masturbating while watching Tosh.o

Last night i was able to Toshturbate through the whole episode! (the puke was great)

by i-got-pancake-mix July 25, 2010

Texturbating

the act of masturbating to dirty text messages; the cell phone version of cybersex.

Since Billy's girlfriend moved away, he spends all his time texturbating with her.

by JBeeR December 17, 2008

Tanturbate

The act of masturbating while tanning. This can be at the beach or in a tanning salon.

That ho started to tanturbate while in the tanning booth!

by KPKJ June 6, 2017

texterbate

verb -

to text (as on a cellular phone) while in the company of others, ignoring all else.

I thought about asking my friend Tom to go to the movies with us, but I knew he'd just sit next to me and texterbate the whole time.

by uncarvedblock89 July 11, 2010

Textrubate

To Masturbate while Text messaging someone. If one is watching porn while masturbating and changing the video it can be quite difficult.

John: Hold on Katie, I'll brb
Katie: What are you gonna do?
John: Well I can't textrubate
Katie: Ewwww

John: Hey man whats up?
Joe: Can't textrubate ttyl
John: What a weirdo....

by JohnnnnyBOY September 14, 2009