A derisive word to describe an otherwise normale male (or possibly female) whose life is preoccupied by the hormone "testosterone". Most often a young person. Usually aggressive, egotistical, and though not necessarily unintelligent, certainly simple minded.
Hence: testosterstoned, A la "stoned."
Akin to "jock", closer to "musclehead"
Hence: testosterstoned, A la "stoned."
Akin to "jock", closer to "musclehead"
You are an older guy and you happen to run into an old high school girlfriend that you never treated well. You were a naturally talented athlete and so you blame it on the hormones:
You: "Julie, I'm sorry I was always such a dick to you in high school. You know I didn't mean some of those things. Hell, I was testosterstoned from sophomore year until half way through college."
You: "Julie, I'm sorry I was always such a dick to you in high school. You know I didn't mean some of those things. Hell, I was testosterstoned from sophomore year until half way through college."
by William S. Nelson July 5, 2008
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1st guy: "Look at Johny over there putting on a gun show for those chicks." 2nd guy:" yeah that fool is always scratchin the testosteritch."
Guy:" Billy gave that guy the mother of all wedgies when we were walkin in the party last night" Girl: " doesnt suprise me Billy has chronic testosteritch, he's always showing off."
Talk about testosteritch gone wrong, James got facial road rash last weekend skitching behind Radys car.
Guy:" Billy gave that guy the mother of all wedgies when we were walkin in the party last night" Girl: " doesnt suprise me Billy has chronic testosteritch, he's always showing off."
Talk about testosteritch gone wrong, James got facial road rash last weekend skitching behind Radys car.
by rhyynno June 17, 2011
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Although people claim that gender is a social construct, they still try to biologically alter theirs by becoming testosterstoners.
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"That new book I'm reading is testosteriffic ! It gives me such a boner."
"We saw that movie last night. It was so testosteriffic I played tug-o-war with the cyclops during it."
"Dude did you just take your car through the car wash? It looks testosteriffic !"
"We saw that movie last night. It was so testosteriffic I played tug-o-war with the cyclops during it."
"Dude did you just take your car through the car wash? It looks testosteriffic !"
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That testosteronista got some femme back home.
That testosteronista got some femme back home.
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