Testitide

The exact level of cold water when it first come in contact with your testicles.

As John waded further into the ocean he stood tiptoes to avoid the inevitable cold of the testitide.

by Random_selection August 3, 2008

Textitis

A common sickness in which the sufferer will absolutely not text someone no matter how much they want to. It is usually caused by this person being afraid of what the response will be (usually from someone of the opposite sex).

Common excuses of the sufferer include but are not limited to: 'she is probably asleep', 'i'll text her later', 'i don't want to seem desperate', etc...

The most effective remedy for Textitis is to simply 'grow a pair'.

The most common effect of Textitis is extreme regret, low self-esteem, loneliness, and self-hatred.

"Dude, are you going to text her back or not?"
"No, I dont want to wake her up."
"Man, I think you have textitis."
"You're probably right. I dont know how to get rid of it though."
"The most effective treatment is to grow a pair. Or you can even purchase an artificial pair. I know a guy."

by freddy8289 March 2, 2010

testitistical

relating to or regarding the male testicles

When the large testitistical remains were found, the police knew the man was black.

by Dookie Bob April 7, 2023

TestiTicklre

The act of lightly tapping the scrotum with the tongue while giving a blowjob.

I gave him the TestiTicklre and he loved it.

by PineappleJuice March 28, 2015

testititties

Word for female testicles or boobs.

Dayanara has some big testititties

by Lil cum slut September 21, 2020