tustin

a city in orange county neighboring irvine and santa ana. it isnt as ghetto as santa ana, nor is it a big rich bubble of doom like irvine. it is the best of both worlds without the dangers and sheer boredom.

tustin is 10x better than irvine. irvine sucks dick.

by irvine sucks dick February 19, 2010

french testing

A Jamaican colloquialism for placing your penis between a woman's breasts and proceeding to pleasure yourself. titty fuck

Well endowed girl comes into view....

Tom: "Check out those double Ds man!!!"

Mark: "French testing for the win!"

by earlito December 5, 2010

drug testing

a technique used by many companies that if not stipulated in the contract is in fact illegal. however once employed you are subject to their tests. there is blood (rare), hair (pretty rare), urine (most common), spit, and other types of testing that pick up on the basic drugs. however these tests are so fuckin intense now they pretty much tell the story of your life

*Modern Day Drug Testing*
Employer: So we got your drug test back today...
Employee: Ya, everything should be good I'm clean.
Employer: Ya but it says here that you look at porn on thursdays...get out.

by The Gibber March 8, 2007

Testing spray patterns

The act of fooling around and not doing your job. More specifically, the act of writing, or spraying, the numbers 40 on a wall in an undeniable reference to a 40 rock of cocaine. It's mostly used as an excuse for not doing your work.

Person 1 "Are you slacking off again?"
Person 2 "Nah man, I'm testing spray patterns!"

OR

Person 1 "Why are you writing 40 everywhere?"
Person 2 "I was just testing spray patterns."

by Kurzawa June 16, 2011

testi test

The phrase testi test is when you scratch or wipe you bollocks with you hand and sniff it to see how your sack is smelling,usually done discreetly especially in good company.

any luck with that pretty girl last night Adam?
no mate i didnt want to scare her off i did a testi test and i was humming down there,my knackers were sweating like Michael Jackson in Toys R us.

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

Testing...

Just pushing the stupidity meter of definitions that UD will publish. If by chance this gets published, and you're unfortunate enough to stumble upon this while looking for an actual definition, move on, my child.

Testing... to see if UD will publish this dumb shit. 'Tis just a test. Move along.

by cinimodde October 7, 2018

Tustin

A city with a good head on its shoulders. Tustin isn't truly hood like neighboring Santa Ana nor is it yuppified like neighboring Irvine. There are areas that are urbanized with true street culture. Most residents are real people, mostly pleasant, simple, and respectful. Very diverse, there are whites, blacks, mexicans, all kinds of asians from japanese to indians. Unlike the Irviners, the rich folks in Tustin are more down to earth and not obnoxious. Mainly middle class, this city is the perfect balance of hood and good.

What's Tustin?
That's one of the chill cities in the OC!

by 1,2,stepup September 12, 2006