Powdered Testies

When a man rubs Gold Bond Medicated Body Powder all over his scrotem and his ball sack is white and covered in powder
Other Words: icing sugared dumplings, powdered doughNUTS, christmas balls ,

John: yo darryl i have powdered testies
Darryl: oh, Gold Bond Medicated powder is the good stuff

by Rackadoe October 16, 2012

Tele-Testies

The courage one would find to verbally assult another over the phone. Using the telephone as protection to insult another; typically saying things to another (over the telephone) that one would not generally say in person.

"That customer sure had some tele-testies, calling me a stupid mother fucker, over the phone. I bet he wouldn't say that to my face".

by Kimberlini April 7, 2011

Besties before testies

Another way of saying, bro’s before hoes or sisters before misters.

Bestie 1: I saw him kick a poodle. He’s horrible
Bestie 2: What? No you didn’t. You’re lying.
Bestie 1: no I’m serious, remember, besties before testies. Trust me.

by Bananastation August 26, 2021

Zesty Testies

A man who has 'Zesty Testies' is abnormaly horny and constantly thinks about getting laid. He will screw a pile of rocks if he thought there was a snake in it.

"That dude humped the shit out of my cat yesterday"
"Man he must have a set of zesty testies"

by play pen is fun June 28, 2005

As empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

So empty(here you have you 20 fucking letters)

His bank account is as empty as my testies after a night in a bordello

by Abu Jarema March 5, 2008

space testies

While zoning or distracted, the habit of adjusting your crotch to allow room with others watching accidentally.

Mike: "I think Joe just played space testies!"
John: "Ya i just saw that, that's wrong...but kinda manly."
Joe: "Howdy fellas."

by Captain Antidote March 17, 2011

Breasties before Testes

When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.

Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!

by M.Hessler May 4, 2015