testament

The most underrated thrash band of the 80's. Any true metalhead knows how much ass this band demolishes.

Still rocking faces off to this day. Long live Testament.

Testament - Practice what you Preach.

by aldwardo July 29, 2006

testers

free street drug samples

New stash, line up for testers.

by Jim King December 17, 2004

testa di cazzo

It means: dickhead

Sei una grandissima testa di cazzo!

You are fucking dickhead!

by phas3r October 6, 2008

Testerical

A man totally overcome by his raging hormones and being just too male, especially when it comes to fast cars.

He became totally testerical when his girlfriend scratched his Alfa Romeo.

by Gwazel July 11, 2014

Testament

Thrash metal band, AKA thrash metal gods.

Testament's eighties stuff makes my neck sore.

by TallicaD00dX August 13, 2004

pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

by andy1 April 19, 2005

Teatart

A female Teacher that dresses like a 'tart,' drawing the hormone-infused interest of her adolescent, immature, shallow male students, and likely that of their fathers as well.

'Did you see that tight sweater Ms. Lee-Harvey was poured into today? What a Teatart!'

by Cornelius Gotchberg August 30, 2015