Testiculitude

Having incredibly persistent swimmers.

Person A: You got her pregnant? But she was on birth control you only had oral sex, and you were the one that went down on her.

Person B: Dude, I've got testiculitude.

by Fat Toad January 16, 2009

Testicliment

n. Compliment for doing something that takes some major balls.

Dude: You were right.
Chick: Wow, that had to have taken a lot of balls to say. I really appreciate that, thanks.
Dude: Your welcome. Thanks for the Testicliment.

Examples of things that deserve Testicliments:
Admitting you were wrong, dumping a bitch, standing up to someone twice your size...

by Zac P January 24, 2009

Ocular Testiculitis

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.

"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"

by Jsenpai August 27, 2014

testicliocentric

when all topics of conversation revolve around one's testicles or someone else's testicles

Jas: I had some oddly shaped peanuts today...
Sam: Like Omar's balls?
Ala: Was one bigger than the other?
Omar: This conversation is so testicliocentric.

by Omar Representing The 916 April 25, 2008

Testiculitis

Another word for having blue balls.

That girl was a big time tease that when I came back home I was in pain from the testiculitis

by joshwua915 November 28, 2016

Testiclots

a slang word used in colloquial conversations to allude to ones testicles this is usually done when the individual has a large penis.

Example in conversation "Listen man your boy's gotta calm down on swingin' dem testiclots around."

"Nigga you gonna knock some lut out flicking your dick like that. And for god sakes put your testiclots away."

by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill October 11, 2008

testiclation

noun: The act of two sets of testicles hitting each other such as during a three way with two men and a woman (one in the pink and one in the stink).

Umberto had a case of Testiclation A because of incidents that transpired the night before with his boys Dan and Jake.

by Sol-Corp January 29, 2010