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Tepid

The dictionary basically says that tepid is luke warm. when tepid is used in a sentence it usually refers to how its not cool at all, and its not hot either.
synonym
lame, weak.
Bro check out my walk-man! Its so sick!
dude, thats like totally tepid

Opposite example.
Dude, my new ipod is so cool!
OR
that new album by rihanna is so hot!
by Meganerd30 December 8, 2009
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tepid beast

any of a group of people possessing qualities pretaining to a badass or person of high esteem.
Wow, look at that tepid beast over theere squating 1,000 pounds
by h-town tepidity February 26, 2011
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tepidophobia

Fear of a badly-made cup of tea
I hate it when someone doesn't steep tea well. I have tepidophobia
by Tepidophobic January 22, 2017
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tepidusferramentumaphobia

"Hey look, I just microwaved this spoon."
"AARRGGHH HHAHAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!.... Sorry, I have tepidusferramentumaphobia."
by heatlump February 19, 2013
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Tepid Hector

The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.

Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.
DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???

GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!

DaveP: You're sick!

GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.

GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.
by SlenderJed May 30, 2017
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tepit

A tepit, or a tept, is a person who is buzzkill and ruins fun.
The tepit ruined the joke again!
by rumbly April 14, 2021
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Tepitis

A tendency to fall asleep on the tee or at any point during a golf match...
Sandals had Tepitis during our match, it took her a solid minute before she tee'd off!!
by Shawn2Shot June 18, 2023
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