tepidusferramentumaphobia

The irrational fear of warm cutlery.

"Hey look, I just microwaved this spoon."
"AARRGGHH HHAHAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!.... Sorry, I have tepidusferramentumaphobia."

by heatlump February 19, 2013

fregg

An egg that has been put in the freezer due to excessive amounts of boredom, a lack of anything else remotely entertaining to put in, or that will fit in the freezer and a surplus of eggs....

I'm bored .. lets mangulate that fregg with the geological hammer...

by Heatlump April 21, 2006