Baby-Tend

To take care of a baby and watch him/her.

As my mother left, I had to baby-tend my brother.

by Combo11106 April 21, 2010

Well-tended

Well-tended: a well-kept, tidy, good-looking place such as a garden or house.

My clients, exhibiting extreme poor judgement, followed your grand mother to this delightful, well-tended home.

by LuizLeitao April 11, 2015

tend to the taco

1. to go to the bathroom to pee
2. sexual gratification via vagina from either the owner of vagina or other

1. "hey i gotta tend to the taco one sec" *goes to bathroom*
2. "I'm sure Blake tends to Riley's taco seeing as the are with each other every second of the day."

by stressedisdessertbackwards April 06, 2017

tending the rabbits

The urge to take care/manage a large herd of rabbits that exist in the imaginary garden behind a dead baby field. The rabbits existance is contigent upon the neural circuitry of your brain.

"Holy shit man, I tended the fuck outta those rabbits last night! Tending the rabbits can be such a burden sometimes."

by pitydafool May 27, 2009

Pre`tends

Stemming from the literature of Alcoholics anonymous. A Compensation given or gained for some perceived injury or insult.

" Hey bud did you bang out your ninth step yet?'

"Ahh not really, I made a pre`tends" last week to that A-hole Jimmy"

by Dana C aka the spiritual Giant December 18, 2011

tending to my cats

When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.

Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.

by FUCKINGKILLMEIMGARBAGE January 02, 2018

Tend To The Axe Wound

This is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls vagina.
The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; Axe Wound describes the appearance of the vagina or gash if you will.

It was only fair that after Mary went down on me that I tend to the axe wound.

by T-Roy October 11, 2005