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telescopic swaphook

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
by Linguistian July 25, 2008
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telescopic umbrella

It was used in the Peter Gabriel song, Modern Love and is another name for a dick or a boner.
Peter: I fly off to Rome to my prima bella. She leaves me in the rain with telescopic umbrella.
by Ballz3D August 27, 2012
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telescopic swaphook

A male reproductive organ, which seems small or regular in size in the beginning, but can extend to unsuspected lengths
Girl: "Your wiener looks so small"
Boy: "Well watch my telescopic swaphook do the Hubble, baby"
Girl: * slurp *
by Linguistian March 6, 2008
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telescopic

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telescopic vicious turn this mother f*****up
by HARRY POTTER BUCK BEAKS June 16, 2024
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