Squad Telepathy

1.When you and a friend(s) think of the same thing or

2. When you speak about something and it ends up happening

1. Friends both see a picture of Channing Tatum ... immediately thinks of 21 jump street and says "You have the right to be an Attorney"

2. Michael: Hey did you see that episode on The Office where Stanley stutters
Todd: No I Haven't seen it yet
Michael Texts Todd
Todd: Dude right when you texted me I was watching The Office and Stanley stuttered

Michael: Whoa Squad Telepathy

by Michael Todd 2.0 June 16, 2016

telepathic hug

a hug in which you are hugging in a state of mind, not physically touching, it is also sometimes deemed as being more important as a real physical hug

i gave patrick a telepathic hug even though i was in ohio and he was in minnesota

by supercoolben&gingdontlovekendy January 5, 2011

telefrag

To kill another being(s) by teleporting into the space they are occupying.

"That guy prefers to telefrag people instead of shooting them."

by Poofball7 October 24, 2003

Telemarketing

Noun. Also known as telescams and cold calls. When a salesperson calls you unexpectantly and offers you something you don't want or need, such as double glazing.

In the US and Australia, telemarketing is restricted and policed. In the UK, it is less controlled, because otherwise it would clash with the free speech laws.

Telemarketing is the bain of most houseowners' existences, and will guarentee you a place in Hades if you ever get a job in a telemarketing company.

"God, I only asked my girlfriend to sell her body for money, it's not like I asked her to go into telemarketing!" - Jeremy (Robert Webb), Peep Show

by Public Enemy Number 42 April 29, 2008

feline telepathy

The ability of the cat to control the human mind. The human will do everything to serve the cat's every whim. The cat sticks around because of it's getting good service.

"No wonder the ancients worshipped the cat. Feline telepathy seems to control us. We're feline whipped."

by yes juanito yes October 15, 2014

Telemachos

The son of ancient Hellenes. Is a strong chad. Attracted to girls with brown hair and brown eyes. Has a very high IQ. Cares a lot about his friends.

Telemachos and Odysseus fought the suitors of Penelope.

by GeckoOfDark July 21, 2019

iPod telepathy

When, while you're listening to a large playlist of music in shuffle mode, your iPod somehow goes to the exact song you were thinking of. Totally mind-blowing when it happens.

"Dude, I was just thinking of Time by Pink Floyd and my iPod went to it! Sickkkkk!"

"You got a case of iPod telepathy there dude."

"Whoaaaa."

by permastoned September 19, 2009