Telecoitus

Sexting, Phone Sex, Cybersex, sending dirty pictures, or any form of sexual expression facilitated by modern technology.

My girlfriend lives 450 miles away, so we're mostly limited to telecoitus.

by KCHooligan May 31, 2013

reverse telecommuting

Bringing personal work to the office: paying bills, playing games and reading online newspapers on company time (OCT).

by C.J.Matrix September 9, 2003

Telecot

Sober; of good state of mind

I woke up the next morning and wasn't quite telecot.

by Kate July 19, 2004

telecommoding

An office bathroom strategy where a person commutes to a bathroom on another floor or building to dispense of solid waste with the desire of not being recognized by co-workers if the session become foul and disgusting. Some who work in a place with limited bathroom choices may elect to drive home to use the bathroom. See shitbreak.

“I just stopped by your desk and didn’t see you there.” “Sorry sir. I just returned from telecommoding at accounting. I didn’t want to be seen removing the glaze from the toilets on our floor.”

by Clint Fu January 12, 2015

teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

by michael February 23, 2005

telecost

An abbreviated term for telephone costing or telephone reporting. The term identifies the method of collecting CDR (call detail records) and processing them using call accounting software.

Telecost is a solution for telephone call accounting.

by RSI October 4, 2006

Telezombie

1. Someone watching a TV programme/show which is incredibly boring but keeps them just interested enough to not stop watching.

2. A telepathic/telekinetic zombie.

1. When he accidentally flicked to America's next top model, the whole room turned into telezombies.

2. Your worst nightmare.

by Lord Aexerus December 24, 2010