televangelism

A Christian con job on TV.

Some "Christian pastors" use televangelism as a quirk way to get money very fast by asking for donations.

by Master-Com 2 January 11, 2016

televangelist

see: thief, crook, bad guy, bush

someone that plays on people's unfounded beliefs to rob and or ass rape them

Cojo made tim think he was giving him a makeover when he was really just stealing his cum

by Phil January 25, 2005

Teenangsty

A teenager with the usual distractions of an acute but nonspecific sense of anxiety or remorse often accompanied by self-consciousness, inferiority-complex et merda, which gradually leads to psychobabble boogie loo.

While there are malnourished kids out there dying of hunger, parent-less kids begging for a normal life, congenitally deformed and disabled kids battling every dying minute of their lives... here is Pauly sick worried about his little pimples, he's such a teenangsty!

by Tentrin March 6, 2012

teenangsters

another word to describe emo teenagers suffering(or so they claim) from angst

twilight. lots of teenangsters in that one.

by uselessponko March 17, 2009

telecanary

amazing twitter user with a big dick and tons of bitches

telecanary is the best! they make banger tweets!

by obamawillmeow April 24, 2021

Telefang

A telephone but primarily used by animals or monsters. This can also be found being used by ur mom or ur mum.

My dog really went on and on with his Telefang last night

by thisisoneguy December 25, 2018

telecannabinesis

A phenomenon in which people who are high on Marijuana share mental wavelengths. This can manifest in many ways including but not limited to; a friend whistles or hums a song that you were just thinking about, says something aloud that you were just thinking, texts or calls you at the same moment that you were going to text or call them, happens to be smoking pot elsewhere at the same moment you are, or you and a friend say the same thing at the same time.

Although these phenomena do occur for people who are not under the influence of Marijuana, the frequency of these phenomena seem to increase for people who are.

TEXT MESSAGE:
Dude what are you doin?

-Just blazin' and listening to Derp by Herp&theDerps. This song is so amazing when you're high.

OMFG ARE YOU KIDDING? I'm doing the exact same thing! We've got telecannabinesis!

by Stankmeista July 8, 2011