Telepathetic

When you answer the phone and know the other persons a loser!

I knew you were going to call loser becuase I'm telepathetic!

by ilookmarvlus March 9, 2010

telepathetic

Having no telepathic abilities whatsoever, and therefore, suffering from inadequacy syndrome.

As much as Sarah tried to guess what other people were thinking, she couldn't, because she was telepathetic.

by Sarah December 3, 2003

telepathetic

To be such a loser that others can sense it just from your brainwaves

I'm getting telepathetic vibrations from that video game playing virgin!

by RedWaiter October 30, 2007

telepathetic

Someone who has either no phone or a sucky phone, who isn't caught up with technology.

Stacey and Kham were so telepathetic, they didn't even have a phone~

by SpongebobLovesHerPatrick<3 November 24, 2011

Telepathetic

Having the ability to see the future of totally useless events and no ability whatsoever to foresee anything useful.

Mary," Sue, I kept dreaming all night about spilled coffee."

Then a coworker walks in laughing about the boss spilled coffee all over his shirt .

Sue asks Mary to pick a lottery ticket and Mary picks a loser.

Sue."Thanks Mary, you must be telepathetic!"

by kaoschikk January 25, 2010

Telepathetic Powers

a syndrome known for its vast fake results in predicting the

future or failure in assisting law enforcement in finding a

stunt purse at sketch pad

usually ran in infomercials at 3am and prone to make

believers of weak minds in upper class flap traps

doing the Prozac Shuffle .

dude, my telepathetic powers need a boost, put some toothpaste on my cig so i can get a clearer view of the future.

by Mickey Darling August 3, 2009

telepathetic

Totally and utterly pathetic and/or useless with televisions and other kinds of technology.

Me: Hey Mom, would you mind turning on the TV?
Mom: Sure, sweetie.
*silence*
Mom: Umm... where's the 'on' button?
Me: ...I love you Mom, but you're telepathetic.

by AllieCakesMuffinlegs March 16, 2008