Tej

Looks like a fuckboy, acts like a fuckboy, talks like a fuckboy, is a fuckboy at one point in his life, but when the time comes and he finds the women of his dream then he will change.

Isn’t that Tej the fuckboy?

by Logics February 26, 2018

Tej

a pineapple who likes to think he's cool and disses himself when he looks in the mirror

There is tej. Run. Fast

by blobbfish February 26, 2019

Tej Luthra

A little boy who is my friend who wears a wife beater he loves to eat curry and play basketball with a coconut

OH IMAGINE BEING TEJ LUTHRA WOWOWOWOWOW

by tejveer gosavini March 3, 2022

Dirty Tej

That guy at work who listens in on a conversation, then as the parties walk away, he makes a sly remark only just audible to other office staff. A real low life.

If he had something to add, he should just speak up, but no he went all dirty Tej on us.

by Kman4363 September 17, 2021

Slurpee Tej

When you guzzle down a smooth glass of Tej but his tennis racket gets caught in your throat.

Last night Charles got dared to do a Slurpee Tej, you should've heard him on the toilet shrieking away.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

Slurpee Tej

When you are downing a glass of Tej but the racket doesn't slide down too easy.

At the party Charles was dared to have a glass of Slurpee Tej, you should've heard the noises from the bathroom after.

by acutefurry_17 March 20, 2021

Tej

Tej is a benchod
like literally
BENCHOD
sometimes
motherhood
but mostly benchod. he got choding up his sleeves. Mans will always look like dora no matter what angle.

Oh look there's benchod! oh never mind, that's actually Tej.

by she's so hot September 19, 2021