Teh Sexx 

expression of pure fangirlism, usually accompanied by squealing and flailing and exclamation marks and ones and somebody really hot, like johnny depp.

AAUAUAUAAGAGAGAGHAGHGHAHGHHh!h!hh!h!h!h JACK SPARROW BE *TEH SEXX*!!!!!111!!11!!!1!!1!!111!11

Teh Sexx by daaawgeteh September 14, 2003

Teh Sexx 

Phrase describing one who is known as being a mack or a player. Can also describe one's beauty.

"Yeah, we're going out friday. I am quite teh sexx"
OR
"She's definitely teh sexx."

Teh Sexx by The Amp January 18, 2003

teh sex0r 

Colloquial way of saying "sex". Something the above dumbass posters will never have.

"The only sex0r the two posters above will ever get will be from their sweaty right palms."

teh sex0r by Xenocide May 8, 2003

I am teh ghey sexy 

This is a modern day internet mockup overly used by teenagers, and some nerds. It implies a slight tongue in cheek remark relating to a persons own sexuality whilst at the same time mis-spelling the word ''the'' and changing it to ''teh''.

When first looked upon, it may look as though a person is stating abuot themselves that they are:

1. Gay
2. Sexy

When infact they are just showing their ability to laugh at themselves and act in a ''homo-erotic'' manner of somesort. It is widely used across message boards and whatnot.

Mullan: Im taller than you so I win.......
Dave: But I am teh ghey sexy
Mullan: {eyes_back_and_forwards_smilie}

I am teh ghey sexy by Danny McD-Thomas December 11, 2004

roxorz ur soxorz wit teh hawt sexxorz 

Literally meaning "Rock Your Socks With Hot Sex"

Basically saying that you fucked someones socks off, had sex with them so long and hard that they may passed out, or generally took part in extremely fun and bountiful, not to mention overwhelmingly pleasurable sex.

"Man, you should've seen they way I was fucking my wife last night. As soon as I saw her I told her "I'm gunna roxorz ur soxorz wit teh hawt sexxorz until my balls fall off"

roxorz ur soxorz wit teh hawt sexxorz by Hantei July 6, 2007