Teets

San Francisco based slang, meaning an awesome woman, usually one that projects a glittery "prom queen" attitude at all time. A woman with flair and high sex appeal.

Look at teets over there, killing it again, for the win...

by robertlsfo September 8, 2009

Teets

the part of a nipple in which milk comes out

Man she has some nice teets

by Brian FROM VERNON, CT A FRIEND OF CLINT November 4, 2003

teets

Masturbation/Masturbating.. a shortening of the Maori word 4 masturbation Te Toi
Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon

Taupunga went off to the toilets for a teets

by tomraukura April 2, 2007

Yam teets

Specifically long skinny dangling breasts that have had the perky youth sucked out of them as well as not likely ever been cupped by a bra nor ever been surgically enhanced.

He had penchant for yam teets due to the fact that in his youth the only naked pictures he had access to were in National Geographic.

by Carranca March 19, 2011

Teets

Teets describing someone who is so annoying or 'pez'

'wow, that guy is so drunk'
'yeah he only had one drink'
'teets'

by meowmeowmeow11 October 21, 2011

Teets

Matt Teets

See; Bridgteets.

by Anonymous September 6, 2003

Greg Teets

An all powerful person who can defeat Thanos easily with one leg. He died for our sins. Follow him @Greg_Teets_fanpage_thickstack on instagram please

Greg Teets saved the day without effort

by Swiss Boy123 February 4, 2019