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tedious chaos

A paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Him: How was your day?
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 9, 2020
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Tedious Convo

When someone asks you stupid/annoying questions (ones no one really cares about in 99.9% of cases) just to make a conversation.
John: brb dinner
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<John is now online>
Sarah: So how was dinner? :)
John: Gooood, thanks?
Sarah: That's good, That's good :)
Sarah: So what did you have?? :)
<John is now offline>
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<John is now online>
Sarah: So you never told me what you had for dinner yesterday :P :)
<John is now offline>

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John: man, sarah is making such tedious convo, its so annoying, like seriously
Alex: lol tell her to find a hobby
by dangerhills July 9, 2010
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Tedious tonguing

When you flicker your tongue in a menial way over a static area of the vagina, and induldge in the almost eternally fantastic time you're having whilst your chick is lying down proned with at least one raised eyebrow:
as she thinks "ok, I thought he'd be more adventurous than this - maybe the dog snuck in here - ohh god no, wrong, wrong JEV? "Yes hunny?". "Oh, it is you, listen would you consider keeping my vagina awake for me because this tedious tonguing you're applying to my female crotch is going to send me into one of my long slumbers at any minute". "Ok hunny I'll do as you told me, dip, swirl, pull, flick, dip, swirl...". "JEV... I think you may be hopeless...".
by Robert Head December 24, 2008
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Monkey Tedious Work

A task that is extremely repetitive and requires no real thought but the task is required over and over again. Something you would give to an intern.
"That task is some monkey tedious work man"
by C-Zep February 18, 2010
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tedious chaos

Tedious chaos is a paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.
by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020
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Cited Tediously

Thoroughly providing references to an article in a monotonous and time consuming manner.
Nick Cioce, "Wikipedia isn't real."
Vince, "Sure it is, I'm learning about atomic clocks right now. This article is cited tediously."
Nick Cioce, "You're a moron. I don't understand anything you say."
Vince, "You wanna play me in Street Fighter?"
by GreenBlanka December 2, 2009
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Tedious

Gamer: I’m playing BOTW and this part is so fucking tedious
Random Internet Guy: Great Hyrule Forest?
by Definitely Not Reshi March 20, 2021
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