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Teddie Dickinson

A popular intertainer / douche bag often flexes his slightly existent abs in the changing rooms he is also only attracted to men and has particular interests in a other homosexual Noah hensby Noah is a paedophile he is refered as a ginger nonce by many people and likes to hug and kiss teddie.
by Loldude yourmum October 20, 2018
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hole tending

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion
Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.
by DCo311 November 15, 2010
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taddin

A huge flaming homosexual who bathes with his other siblings
Dude, that taddin annoys the hell out of me because he made out with his brother in the shower.
by CockBoy111 November 15, 2011
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Teddi

Is a really beautiful girl that you want to spend the rest of your life with.
I know you guys, but she was my teddi.
by Randified February 10, 2010
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Tedding

Tedding: the male act of monetary pretension as a means to get in your pants, someday; carrot-danglers with perverse intentions.

Teds take you to "nice" dinners at the Capital Grille and promise you nice things like Prada handbags, Christian Louboutins and someday a trip to Paris. At first you are really excited at the thought of being wined, dined and spoiled because your 45,000 annual salary is barely enough to dine at Applebees and pay for your studio apartment.

However, when it comes time to deliver the goods, something always seems to come up...

Ted- "My great uncle died, I have to go out of town for the weekend. Sorry, we will go shopping when I get back..."

Ted-"Ugh, I spent 30 grand in Vegas this weekend." *hint, hint*

Warning Signs of a Ted:

-The rug in his bathroom is from Target.

-After a few well vodka tonics, he brags about his 1 million Marriot points and United Gold status, as a discrete but insincere gesture that he intends on taking you on a "vacation."

-He drives an Acura.

-You find a receipt for Men's Warehouse in his car cup holder.

-He is a software developer.

-He buys you a perfume sampler from Sephora.

Teds come in all shapes and sizes, but generally speaking they are 4's or 5's at best and a 10 on the scale of disappointment.
Ashley: "Chris and I went to South Beach this weekend -- I got a Prada Saffiano and a pair of Christian Pigalles."

You: Are you fricking Tedding me!?

Ashley - "No."
by Lindseeeb April 19, 2014
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Goal Tending

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
That fucker John was goal tending Susan all night.
by therev. July 25, 2009
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tending to my cats

When I feel like masturbating but don't want to tell my friends.
Sorry I left I was tending to my cats.
by FUCKINGKILLMEIMGARBAGE January 1, 2018
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