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Onion-tended Consequences Burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Onion-tended Consequences Burger, it's got onion!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018
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TedTed

a white fuzzy puppy who lives in NH and was born in Quebec, Canada.
by R Hale Anderson January 24, 2009
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Todded

To arrive at an Audio-Visual setup and find the driver as the lead contact for your set-up crew. Normally associated with a fucked-up situation that predicts a series of unfortunate events that will negatively impact your mental health.
Man, I had a 4am set-up yesterday and got Todded big time!
by Angry TD August 21, 2019
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Todded

1) To sit down in such a way that your own penis actually slips into your own anal cavity. Accidentally, of course.

ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding; it was purely coincidental.

2) That act of giving/receiving anal penetration, either to yourself or someone else. This version requires consent by both parties, ie. non-accidental.

ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"

3) To have your ass handed to you, figuratively speaking.

ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
1) ie. "Dude, I was at White Castle last night and accidentally Todded myself." Note: White Castle had nothing to do with the Todding, purely coincidental.

2) ie. "Yo, last night my girlfriend let me 'Todd' her. Im gonna ask her to marry me today"

3) ie. While playing poker you loose, bad: "Bro, you just got Todded."
by HypotheticallySpeaking May 15, 2014
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Teddecker

A truly raunchy sex move involving a combination of @Angry Pirate, @Angry Dragon and @Dirty Sanchez. This position is often done to ones mother.
PT: Hey Bro-Ha
TD: Yeah Brohemith
PT: I totally Teddecker-ed your mom last night
TD: ...Did not
PT: For shurrre did
by Ferherrsher August 30, 2010
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TendedManatee37

Raped 63 cats, 48 bulls, 12 caterpillars, 18 dogs all at the same time. He also drank 13 gallons of cum in 10 seconds.
dang that is one TendedManatee37
by CumCoveredCandle42069 June 12, 2018
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tedder

The condition of scaly dryness of the skin between the balls and the butt.
Chip uses Gold Bond Powder or Blue Star Ointment for his tedder.
by irish domination July 29, 2008
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