Teammate Syndrome

When the teammate(s) you're with are completely brainless and don't do anything of value.
Commonly associated with games where bad teammates are common (I.E Warzone)

John: Did you see Dave last night?
Steve: Yeah, he's got total Teammate Syndrome

by bagoonga August 5, 2021

Teammate Abandonment

When one or more player(s) leaves another player without any supporting fire. The abandoned player usually ends up getting mauled by zombies and dieing.

Damnit i got downed again because Mark into Teammate Abandonment.

by Smitty the man December 27, 2011

ranked teammates

the most low functioning restarted mfs you will ever see, that just sell the entire game

guy 1: dude these ranked teammates are totally selling the game
guy 2: ikr

by apollo.11 July 21, 2024

Ranked teammates

The most retarted no brain motherfuckers they have the brain cells of a fat retarted hippo and they stink like rat shit

My ranked teammates

by anonymous January 25, 2025

my ranked teammates

commonly used to call someone stupid under a TikTok post or saying it in real life;
when they ask about what something is when everybody knows what said thing is

someone: “hey what is do not disturb mode I’ve never heard of it?”
you: “my ranked teammates”

by rocksareyummy3333 November 29, 2024

Bad teammate

One who pushes when the squad is across the map.
One who lands in unnamed buildings when everyone else is somewhere else

Christian

Christian is a bad teammate because he doesn't stick with the squad

by lebuny November 27, 2023

Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020