teaboo

A person, often a fan of some British-based series such as Doctor Who or Harry Potter or Sherlock, who is to British culture what a weeaboo is to Japanese culture - that is, they want to be so engulfed in English culture that they shit the Queen.

Mark is such a teaboo. I mentioned Doctor Who offhand when I was next to him, and Mark instantly rattled off his theory that Severus Snape was a Time Lord while drinking two liters of Earl Gray. Then he sped off, but not before whispering in my ear the URL for his tumblr page.

by Zappy Dan the Magnet Man May 5, 2014

punjabi teabag

Placing one's pubicle sack into a hot Tikka Marsala curry and then onto an unsuspecting victims face using a motion similar to that of dipping a teabag into hot water.

Rajesh fell asleep at work and was given the Punjabi teabag all over his face by a co worker.

by Sw@mpD0nk3y November 25, 2014

steaming teabag

placing of one's scrotum on the forehead of another and farting

Dan passed out drunk and his roomie Tim gave him a loud steaming teabag. I laughed and had to do it too!

by Evil Jedi December 28, 2006

feeling the beat of the tambourine

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...

Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

by Patrick Bateman October 3, 2010

Extreme Teabagging

An extreme variation on the more well known and widely practiced (in America) act of Teabagging.

The act of placing ones testicles, balls, scrotum etc. in the mouth or face of someone who is convulsing from tourettes, or a seizure/palsy episode. Particularly 'extreme' in the case of a victim who is experiencing an involuntary and intermittent bite reflex.

Not to be confused with the more commonplace Iirrumatio.

Example: Dipping your sack into the mouth of someone having an epileptic seizure.

"Dude, you were Extreme Teabagging that twitching fuck!"

by SlamminRumJoe/ARobotMadeOfMeat November 3, 2008

Reverse Teabag

When a man wraps his legs around a person's neck (from a lower position) and thrusts his balls upwardly into their mouth.

Janet: "Mitch, wait, what are you doing?"
Mitch: "I call it the reverse teabag."
Janet: "Oh I.... mrumph, mrumph, mrumph."

by Mitch Nasty January 31, 2015

guppti tamberooly

Guppti came from a small town called Scarecrtopia, where they practice scarecrow culture and kill for sport. According to an unknown source, if you don't like and subscribe, Guppti and all of his family from Scarescrotopolis will come to your house and fill your sheets with hay. Even if you're gluten free.

"Damn, what's up with Guppti?"
"You think you're tough, Guppti Tamberooly? Huh?"

by Guppti_Tamberooly October 20, 2020