a round plastic wall or cupboard side mounted kitchen fixture that in a pop art way resembles a brown star. your index finger is used to push near the corner of a tea towel, against the holder, this has a cross cut imto it which allows entry for your finger and teatowel you pull finger out and hey ho the material of the towel is held by your tea towel holder. terms such as, shall i put it in your teatowel holder, become funny when you are asking your mates mum.
by bigsyinfidel March 7, 2014
Get the tea towel holdermug. A filthy article that has never been washed but which Pork Scotch uses to dry dishes. Normal people don't go near it apart from when they use it to kill spiders or to wipe up gunk from the kitchen floor.
Flondibulus: Bog roll's finished, is there any more?
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
Mickus: No, use a Pork Scotch tea towel. It couldn't get any filthier so the fat twat will never know.
by Benny Twadge May 19, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch Tea Towelmug. 
by The Drizzla" February 4, 2009
Get the 1970s Tea Towel Holdermug. the process of shitting and jizzing on a tea towel before using it to wipe your dishes dry. a good way to quit your job or be beaten up.
"Hey George, I'm quitting my job today, better leave management a surprise, I'm leaving them an angry tea towel.
by Anonymous555567 October 14, 2010
Get the Angry Tea Towelmug. The brown rusty sherrifs badge... More of a english term, used to poke the towel in it. Usally located on the kitchen wall.
by Jack Smack October 30, 2003
Get the 70's Tea Towel Holdermug. a sex position, where the man hangs the girl by a towel from the ceiling and puts tea into her vagina. then waits underneath for it to drip out
by XnsFracture May 12, 2016
Get the towel teamug.